televison meme: [4/10] tv shows → Orange Is The New Black
↳ We all make bad choices, just some of us got different bad choices to make.



  • when people don't sit next to me on the bus: offended and relieved
  • when someone sits next to me: irritated yet flattered


“I realized two things from an early age – I was insane and had some kind of comedic thing going on. My brain was wired to think about things in terms of how funny they were.”


countdown to season 4: favorite parent
There’s a full DVR of unwatched television waiting to remind me how ridiculously single I really am.



snoop-dork:

26daysofaugust:

chefboyardeezie:

it’s been 1 year since the most influential event of all time

Its almost 2 years and its still so important

stylish but illegal



clinically and unemotionally



A cougar is a mountain lion..isn’t it?



anime-booty:

shout out to all the mutuals that are still following me even though our blog styles are totally different now



He said that you told him how much you love me. About how you feel when I walk in a room, and about how, you’ve never doubted for a second that I’m the woman you want to spend the rest of your life with.



neptunain:

"GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH TROY AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL"

"sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse"

"oh rad bring it in"



There will be days where you feel all alone, and that’s when hope is needed most. No matter how buried it gets, or how lost you feel, you must promise me that you will hold on to hope. Keep it alive. We have to be greater than what we suffer. My wish for you is to become hope; people need that. And even if we fail, what better way is there to live?